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I tend to stay clear of anywhere where dry humping is an acceptable form of courting

How about calming down yo bad self, and then maybe you’d have some friends

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skylar-deactivated420:

hey protip you’re not better than someone because your dingle tingles for different shit than theirs does

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theusedofficial:

“It’s funny when you don’t give a shit because then it doesn’t really matter and when it doesn’t matter then it’s really actually very very very very fun”

—

bert mccracken